domwithpen:

Relevant Dalí parody.

domwithpen:

Relevant Dalí parody.

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@2 days ago with 60 notes
Jesus fucking christ. Z is having a heart attack right now.

Jesus fucking christ. Z is having a heart attack right now.

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@2 days ago with 92 notes

Wow I just spent a shit ton of money at Target.

@2 days ago with 3 notes
domwithpen:

My most liked/reblogged tumblrs:
http://the-serotonin-ocean.tumblr.com/
http://prettyprettylovelove.tumblr.com/
http://savvypussycat.tumblr.com/
http://his-littlekitten.tumblr.com/
http://cleavagechristine.tumblr.com/
http://walelawho.tumblr.com/
http://subbieblackgrl.tumblr.com/
http://subgirlygirl.tumblr.com/
http://desires-of-a-dominant-man.tumblr.com/

**fans self**
@2 days ago with 45 notes
Sunday AM hot tubbin.

Sunday AM hot tubbin.

@2 days ago with 29 notes
#self 
noveltymakesalchemy:

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@4 days ago with 3644 notes

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@4 days ago with 9404 notes

You guys are sweet. Old meant that I think I have uploaded before, not old like…. Old old.

@5 days ago

Lady boner x2

@2 days ago with 4 notes
**pouts**

**pouts**

@2 days ago with 1 note

Treating the Mister to Thai.

I am a sweetheart.

@2 days ago with 8 notes

So I’m sitting in this little nondescript coffee shop minding my own business - and by that I mean people watching. This man comes in for an Americano and pounds away at his keyboard and my lip is starting to hurt a little, I’m biting it. This is a MAN. He is oozing masculinity that is impossibly exaggerated by his style. He is not an uptight suit. He is just a man. Jeans. T-shirt. Rugged but chic. Rocker but professional. Entranced by the juxtaposition, but seduced by the draw. The way he has been wrinkling his nose and tipping his glasses back on his face -mmph. Concentrating so hard. I wonder what he’s working on. Peeking between the legs of his table - curiousity getting the better of me. How big is it? I bet he knows how to use it. 

God, do you think he’ll be here tomorrow?

@2 days ago with 8 notes

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@4 days ago with 6269 notes

Me and my cat

- puke when stressed
- talk a lot and only to be heard
- enjoy nuzzling
- purr when trying to be cute

@4 days ago with 10 notes

andshegoesboom:

I’m pretty sure I creep on prettyprettyloveloves’ blog and sluttyminds’ blog daily. I loves on ya’lls blogs. Sigh.

awwwwwwww

@4 days ago with 5 notes